Peanut Butter w/Dark Chocolate. 

Boulder Colorado: Man Claims he was overwhelmed by Newman Chocolate! In a strange incident, that authorities are still investigating, a Boulder, Colorado man was seen by several pedestrians with 6 Newman's Own Organics mini chocolate cups in his mouth at one time. The man claimed he was overwhelmed by the delightful flavor of peanut butter and super dark chocolate. Several innocent bystanders were temporarily traumatized by the event. "That man has no manners! I an so glad my children weren't here to see this", said one shocked parent. The man's own mother defended her son's bizarre behavior. "My son is just another victim of the intoxicating quality of Newman chocolate!" Described as mild mannered by his friends and business associates, the man told authorities that he kept trying to apologize, but since his mouth was full, no one could understand what he was saying. Newman's Own Organics has printed this report as a warning. Please eat these delicious chocolate cups one at a time!